You'll Never Ever Get A Chicken In Your Whole Entire Life [7.07]

[Frank and Liam arrive at his school for the first day only to discover the school deserted]

Frank:Holy shit. Place is a ghost town. I think someone's in there.

[Knocks on door]

Custodian:I'm coming, I'm coming. [Opens door] What's going on? They sent out letters letting folks know the school was closed.

Frank:Why?

Custodian:Not enough kids to keep the place open.

Frank:Since when?

Custodian:Since the new private school opened up. Bourgie parents sending their kids over there now.

Frank:A private school in this neighborhood?

Custodian:A lot of new money moving into the Yards. Bunch of Richie Riches.

Frank:Where's my son supposed to go?

Custodian:Oh, they're bussing kids over to Lincoln Douglas Elementary.

Frank:That's a 30-minute bus ride.

Custodian:Not counting the stops. Probably overcrowded. Forty kids to a class, I hear.

Frank:So this private school, where is it?

Custodian:Took over the Blessed Virgin from the Dioceses.

Frank:The B... I went there. The archbishop sold it? What happened to the nuns?

Custodian:Ah, they shipped them off to assisted living. They were all a couple of hundred years old. Not enough poor kids in the neighborhood to keep the doors open.

...

Liam:Whoa. Oh, cool. Chickens.

Frank:Go play with them, son.

Teacher:Excuse me. Hey.

Frank:Why aren't you going to public school? Afraid of being exposed to regular kids?

Teacher:I'm sorry?

Frank:Is it because my son is poor? Or black?

Teacher:Children, let's go inside.

Frank:The public-school system is being gutted by you sending your kid to this expensive private school.

Teacher:Please, sir.

Frank:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll pay taxes to support public schools...

Teacher:Don't listen to him. Let's go.

Frank:But God forbid you or your husband, or your wife, would actually send your child to one.

Teacher:Sir, this is private property. You need to leave.

Frank: This is just the 21st-century version of segregation.

Teacher:I'm gonna call the police.

Frank:I'm leaving. Come on, Liam, let's go.

Liam:Can I have a chicken?

Frank:No, you can't have a chicken. And do you know why? Because these people don't want you to ever have a chicken. In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year so that they can buy up all the chickens in the whole world to guarantee that you will never, ever get a chicken ever in your whole entire life.