Meet the Victims

Caleb: I don't get it, look at me! How- Why am I going home? I was the strongest player on my team! I'm smart, kind... This is garbage! I should go back there and give them a piece of my mi-. [Before he can finish, the Drine of Despair, grabs him and carries him away] Whoa!

[Unbeknowst of anyone, Bowie was hiding in a bush, smirking]

Pirates of the Cabbagean

Axel: I don't see how the loss was my fault! I kicked a teammate overboard and yelled orders at the rest of the team to show they were below me. I did NOTHING wrong!

[Axel looks up and sees the drone of despair.]

Axel: You’ll never take me alive! [dives in the lake]

Chris: Yeah! That won’t help!

[The Drone of Despair grabs Axel and carries her away.]

Axel: When the zombie apocalypse happens, I’m not gonna help any of you!

Drown Town Abbey

Nichelle: Okay. You fell down, hurt your pride. So, what?! So, what?! I won’t let this define me. My mom did not raise a quitter, no she did not. There is only one person to blame here. [confessional] Jerry, my stunt double! Where were you when I needed you most, huh, Jerry? Huh?!

[The Drone of Despair grabs Nichelle’s leg as she leaves the island]

Nichelle: I hate you, Jerry!

Numbskull Island

Scary Girl: I didn't win, but I met a lot of people and I know their names. Which is good if you ever need an organ. [Gets taken away by The Drone Of Despair]

Jurassic Fart

Damien: When I wanted to be booted off, no one did it. Then, I changed my mind about wanting to leave and-- [sigh] Irony is a cruel, cruel- [Gets taken away from The Drone of Despair] [Screams] This is not safe!

Launch Back of Notre Game

MK: Aww man! That phone had all the dirt I needed to get myself into the finals. This rots! [The Drone of Despair grabs her and takes her away] Eh, on the bright side, at least I didn't make any friends.

Severe Eggs and Pain

Chris: Boys, it was a pleasure having you here. Any final words?

Raj: I'm a hotdog type!

Chris: Okay. Later skaters!

[Wayne and Raj get taken away by The Drone of Despair]

Wayne and Raj: Oh, Canada! :[Sings Canada's National Anthem]

The Wheel of Vomit

Ripper: When I got here, I was just an awesome, super good-looking guy that everybody loved, but I think I showed the world I'm more than that. I'm leaving here a world record fart-holder! [Confessional] So... [Laughs] You're not gonna see me cry, I'll wait 'till I get home. [Gets taken away by The Drone of Despair, getting wedgied]

Ripper: Ow! Ow! Chris! No, Chris!!!!

Paddle Field Earth

Zee: Not gonna lie, I lasted longer than I thought I would! What a wild ride. Got to fly through an electrical storm, drank disgusting cow liquid, and even had a brief relationship with a large bird! [Confessional] [Sigh] Ugh, yeah. I didn't win the million bucks, but uh... I wouldn't change a thing! ...How did I get in here? Wasn't I just on the dock?! [Gets taken away by The Drone of Despair]

The Truth, The Pole Truth and Nothing But the Truth

Chase: Yeah, I got eliminated, and I didn't win the million bucks. [Confessional] But I got free pizza!!! Ba-Ba-Bauh! Oh, and uh, I got Emma back! I don't know how but, girls right? Who knows why they do anything. [Gets taken away by The Drone of Despair by the pizza slice he was about to eat] No!!! Get off of my pizza!!

Tortoise Rigamortis

Emma: When I first got here, I was just like, a little mad at Chase. But, I think I hit it well. Then he totally helped me win immunity with the pole challenge, and we kissed. [Confessional] So, I may not be going back home with a million dollars, but I'm going home to a boyfriend! [Gets taken away by The Drone of Despair]

Caved by the Bell

Julia: If a double crosser can’t trust a double crosser, who can they trust, huh?! The answer is no one, and I forgot that! [confessional] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some orders to cancel.

[As Julia tries to cancel some orders, the Drone of Despair grabs her phone]

Julia: Huh. Hey! No! This is my last phone!

Magma Cum Laude