2000

• Slick: This world you created is a bust! It's a full-on hellhole! What gives?!
  God: Well, it's a sort of work in progress. It's open to interpretation and functions on multiple levels.
  • "Creator 2" (May 28, 2000)

2001

• Seymour: [shouting] Praise the Lord! Go to church! Save your soul! Repent now! God is watching!
  The Devil: [to God] You need better representation.
  • "Better PR" (February 1, 2001)

2006

• Criminy: I fortify myself with facts. Arm myself with information. Empower myself with wisdom … then I hide away.
  • "Fort" (August 23, 2006)

2009

• Slick: What do you want? Name it and I'll get it for you!
  Monique: World peace.
  Slick: You got it! Wait here! [On phone] Hello? Sinister shadow government responsible for all the wars in human history? Stop it!
  • "Epiphany" (May 13, 2009)

2010

• Fuchsia: Does it bother you that I'm a devil girl? That I have horns and a tail and shoot fire from my hands and the fact that I'm not normal in any way, shape or form whatsoever?
  Criminy: Only if it bothers you.
  • "Does It Bother You?" (June 18, 2010)

2011

• Slick: There's nothing wrong with admiring the female form …
  Xanthe: No mansplaining.
  Slick: "Mansplaining"?
  Xanthe: You are awash in male privilege and heteronormative assumptions about gender performativity.
  Slick: Hetero what?
  Xanthe: Heteronormative assumptions about gender performativity.
  Slick: In English, please?
  • "The Sisterhood 3" (October 5, 2011)

2013

• Xanthe: Pornography and prostitution are the main pillars of male supremacy and must be eradicated for the liberation of women everywhere.
  • "Password" (January 25, 2013)

• Theo: But … I want to be edgy, and politically incorrect. Like you! Blaxploitation Funk Bible!
  The Cartoonist: I was … misguided.
  • "Spotting Blacks 2" (April 8, 2013)