Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) is a feature-length Looney Tunes adventure combining live action and animation about a hapless stuntman, aided (and confounded) by his animated Hollywood friends Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and a studio executive, who stumble across a plot to possess a mysterious blue diamond in the course of rescuing his famous actor father. It spawned a sequel called, Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2.

Directed by Joe Dante. Written by Larry Doyle.
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Dialogue

[first lines]
[in the opening cartoon sequence, we see a series of "Rabbit Season" signs all over the forest, as Elmer Fudd sneaks towards Bugs Bunny's rabbit hole]
Elmer Fudd: [to the audience] Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Baa!
[the camera zooms over to Daffy Duck putting a "Rabbit Season" sign on a tree, as Bugs Bunny helps him out]
Daffy Duck: I am a duck bent on self-preservationum.
Daffy Duck: Hold everything. [looking over the script] "Daffy gets blasted." Mm-hmm. Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted." Uh-huh. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!" What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. Brothers Warner, show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge… to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged--
Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc?
Daffy Duck: [to Kate] Some grip, lady.
Kate Houghton: [to D.J.] I need you to eject this duck immediately.
D.J. Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
Kate Houghton: Exactly. Not anymore. We already owned the name.
Daffy Duck: [to Kate] Oh, yeah?! Well, you can't stop me from calling myself D... [gasps] D... [gasps again] Well, what do you know?
D.J. Drake: [to Kate] You fired Daffy Duck?
Kate Houghton: No, I didn't. I did... I mean... They did.
[the Batmobile crashes into the Warner Bros. studio water tower, causing it to overturn, and release its inhabitants, Yakko Warner (from Animaniacs), Wakko Warner (from Animaniacs), and Dot Warner (from Animaniacs), along with an aquarium kit, complete with water, fish, and other stuff that they've been working on for weeks, as they all fall down to the ground in front of D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy, as the instrumental version of the Animaniacs theme song plays in the background]
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: [screaming in unison] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[after they hit the ground, the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister look at their water tower home, then the water around them that came from the damaged aquarium kit]
Yakko Warner: Our home!
Wakko Warner: Our aquarium kit!
Dot Warner: Our furniture and everything else!
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: [in unison] Ruined!
[Yakko, Wakko, and Dot looked around to see who did it, and then see D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy, and finally get angry at Daffy, who is the culprit behind their damaged water tower home]
Yakko Warner: [to Daffy] Look what you've done to our home! You caused a lot of damage to us all!
Daffy Duck: I'm sorry. It was an accident.
Yakko Warner: Excuses, excuses, excuses! You always make up excuses around here!
[suddenly, we hear a cartoon policeman blowing a whistle sound effect in the background, as Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, turn around, and see Ralph the Security Guard (from Animaniacs), who is coming towards them with his butterfly net]
Ralph the Security Guard: [to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot] Hey, you crazy Warner kids!
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: [in unison] Oh, no! Not again!
Yakko Warner: [to Daffy] Okay! We forgive you! [to Wakko and Dot] Every man for himself!
Ralph the Security Guard: [as D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy watch him chase after Yakko, Wakko, and Dot with his butterfly net] Come back here, you crazy Warner kids!
[cut to the Warner Bros. Studios main gate, as Ralph chases Yakko, Wakko, and Dot out of the studio]
Ralph the Security Guard: [to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot] I've been waiting for this very day, this finest hour, and this exact moment of my entire life yet!
[cut to Bugs, who is fishing in the flooded area caused by Yakko's, Wakko's, and Dot's aquarium kit's water part with a fishing pole, and then caught a clownfish that is part of the fishes within Yakko's, Wakko's, and Dot's aquarium kit with the fishing pole]
Bugs Bunny: Well, what do you know? I've found Nemo. [to Kate about the clownfish he caught with the fishing pole] I think he likes you.
Kate Houghton: [turns around, and looks at D.J. and Daffy with an angry look on her face]
[cut to a close-up view of D.J.'s right arm, as a security guard's hand rips the Warner Bros. Studios badge off of D.J.'s right sleeve, then cut to the security guard and the security guard employees looking at D.J. and Daffy]
Security Guard: [to D.J.] Your father would be so ashamed of you!
[cut to D.J. and Daffy standing in front of the entrance to the Warner Bros. Studios main gate]
D.J. Drake: But I was...
Daffy Duck: It was...
[the main gate shuts tight in front of D.J.'s and Daffy's faces]
[Porky Pig, Minerva Mink (from Animaniacs), and Speedy Gonzales chat and have lunch in the cafeteria]
Porky Pig: [to Minerva and Speedy] Eh, at f-first they tell me to lose the stutter. And now, they tell me I'm not funny anymore! [sighs] It's a pain in the butt, being p-p-p-politically correct.
Speedy Gonzales: You're telling me, amigo.
Minerva Mink: [angry] Oh! Porky, that was the most terrible thing to say! I've never been so insulted and humiliated in all my life! You've got quite a lot of nerve, even if it kills me, you deviled bacon of a selfish pig!
[the camera pans over to MC Skat Kat (from the Opposites Attract music video) and Yakety Yak (from the Yakety Yak, Take it Back all-star public service music video), who both are having lunch with Paula Abdul, who is dressed up in her American Idol judge uniform, as they both criticize her newfound career as a judge in the American Idol television show]
MC Skat Kat: [to Abdul] What kind of musical performances do you call them in that stupid song and dance competition TV show?! Not only you may have made me wear down, but you also may have made me feel down in the dumps... [shows Abdul his yak friend and associate, Yakety himself, who is thinking up ways to do something about Abdul, and her newfound career] ...like a friend of mine right here as well!
Paula Abdul: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to do some work as a judge in the American Idol TV show.
MC Skat Kat: If you don't return to the world of singing and dancing in the future music videos with me, along with your days of music video show business, even if you don't sing and dance with me, [shows off his claws and demonstrates his scratching abilities at Abdul, causing her to jump back a little bit in the process] I'll scratch you in the face when I'll never forgive myself!
[suddenly, Yakety has an idea, as a light bulb appears over his head]
Yakety Yak: [to the audience] Oh, yeah!
[the light bulb disappears]
Yakety Yak: [to Abdul] And I'll butt you in the rear end with my bare horns, if you don't take your new career back! [rapping angrily] Yakety Yak, Take it Back! [bellowing angrily] Moooooooooo! [moos and snorts viciously at her]
MC Skat Kat: [turns around and looks at the audience with a disturbed look on his face, as Yakety continues mooing and snorting at Abdul] Hmph!
[the camera pans over to Kate and Bugs having lunch together, as they both discuss about Bugs's would-be popularity without Daffy's assistance]
Kate Houghton: [to Bugs] There are a few areas of the script I think we need to address. There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything...
Bugs Bunny: [as Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf both enter the cafeteria, and then sit down at a nearby table] Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.
Kate Houghton: He's gone.
Bugs Bunny: No, Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop somethin' heavy on him, I laugh.
Kate Houghton: The duck is history, okay?! [calms down, as Ralph attempts to eat a sheep with a fork, but Sam stops him] So, the question is, how can we help you reposition your brand identity? Answer, we'll team you up with a hot female co-star.
Bugs Bunny: Usually, [spins around and dresses up in a woman's dress, wig, and makeup, and then speaks in a falsetto voice] I play the female love interest.
[at a nearby table, Michigan J. Frog sees Bugs in drag, and then attracts her with his singing and dancing]
Michigan J. Frog: [to Bugs, singing] Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal.
Kate Houghton: [to Bugs, as Michigan continues singing] Okay, about the cross-dressing thing. In the past, funny. Today, disturbing.
[Michigan stops singing and dancing, as the construction worker that tries to capitalize on him arrives with his box; Michigan hops into his box, and the construction worker then closes it]
Bugs Bunny: [as he takes off the dress, and the wig whilst the construction worker walks off with Michigan's box] Listen, lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearing lipstick amusing, you and I have nothin' to say to each other.
Kate Houghton: [gets serious] Look, I'm trying to be nice, but I was brought in to leverage your synergy! And I'm not going to let you, or some wacky duck...
Bugs Bunny: [wipes the makeup off his face] Daffy.
Kate Houghton: Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruit cake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter!
Bugs Bunny: Well, these matter. [gets out his eight Award statuettes from underneath the table, and then puts them on the top of the table] And this. [gets out his Hollywood Walk of Fame tile with his name on it from underneath the table, and then puts it on the top of the table next to the Award statuettes] And they say we get Daffy back. [to his Award statuettes] Right, boys?
Bugs's Award statuettes: [in unison] We want Daffy! We want Daffy! Bring him Back! We love Daffy!
Bugs's Little Damian Award statuette: Little Damian!
[a very disappointed Kate receives a smile from Bugs]
D.J. Drake: [to Granny] Hey, Granny. [to Tweety] Hi, Tweety.
Tweety: How was work today?
D.J. Drake: Eventful.
Granny: [about D.J.] What a nice young man.
Sylvester: [yowling in pain] MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
D.J. Drake: Hello?
Damian Drake: Son?
D.J. Drake: Dad?
Damian Drake: I want you to keep out of this, but there's nobody I can trust.
Bugs Bunny: [coughing and groaning while all bandaged up from Elmer's gunshot] Oh! Oh pain! Oh agony!
[Kate sighs with an embarrassed smile as the Warner Bros. look at her calming but in disgust]
Mr. Warner's Brother: You're fired.
[Kate in disbelief and horror while trying to explain]
Kate Houghton: What?! You can't fire me! All of my films worth 950 million dollars!
Mr. Warner: [cutting off her sentence] You got rid of our best duck.
Kate Houghton: I think the decision of firing the duck was a bad one.
Bugs Bunny: [while playing dead]: Doesn’t anyone knock anymore? Holy Bosko!
Kate Houghton: [aggravated]: Why are you torturing me? What have I ever done that… [before she can say anything, she sees posters of Damien Drake and a picture of both him and his son, D.J., in front of the Warner Bros. Studio and she quickly gets her answer] Great. I just fired the son of our biggest star. This has been a career making day, Kate. First you get rid of the Duck that everybody hates, but then, of course, they all want him back. [Bugs appears in a knight’s armor with a sly, arrogant and narrow look and smiles upon her confession of her wrongdoings and saying that he was right from the start about the bad decision she made and should’ve kept Daffy before she begins to tears up] And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny… [these words soon cause Bugs to lose his mischievousness and turns surprise and wonders with thought] who you revere, and who you've tried to model your life after.
[her words were finally enough to make Bugs' eyes turn all puppy like and begins to tear up as he rises out of the armor as one of his tears roll down one of his whiskers]
Bugs: [finally unable to bear it any longer] Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry! [acts sarcastic to audience] Especially when it's a girl.
Bugs Bunny: You’ve got no music in your soul, sister.
Kate Houghton: I am aware of that, yes.
Bugs Bunny: He sure went for all the extras. What a maroon.
Kate Houghton: Don't touch anything. This is Damien Drake's car…
[before she could finish, Bugs presses a button with a bomb, causing a missile to launch out of the rear and blows up around a valley area]
[D.J. and Daffy Duck drive to Las Vegas]
Daffy Duck: Here's our plan. We'll go find the Blue Monkey Diamond, and your father, get our jobs back, and make history. That's our plan in a nutshell. If you do anything stupid, like cracking wise, and smooching dames, you better leave that to me. But if we want any security guarding needs...
D.J. Drake: Very funny, duck! I'm not a security guard! For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money.
Daffy Duck: Mm-hmm.
D.J. Drake: What I really do is...I'm...I'm a... I'm a stuntman.
Daffy Duck: Hah! You, a stuntman? Please!
D.J. Drake: I am! Did you see those Mummy movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is. [Daffy rolls his eyes, complete with cartoon sound effect] Oh, no, you couldn't stand that! One day, he decides to say, "No-no-no! The Bren-Master does all his own stunts"!
Daffy Duck: Let me do all the stunts.
[we see the first view of the ACME boardroom and its members]
ACME Chairman: This is unacceptable! We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME sneakers, not when three-year-olds work for so much less! [the VPs jump for their buzzers; VP Child Labor hits his first; The Chairman points to him] Yes?
VP Child Labor: But, sir, they require naps.
ACME Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups!
ACME Chairman: We can't let the good guys win this time, people!
[at the Wooden Nickel, diva Dusty Tails changes while she talks about her career]
Dusty Tails: I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin. It's really hard for me to juggle the two sometimes. I don't know what I'm gonna do when I have kids! [comes out wearing a shiny black leather catsuit] Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advanced weapons training?
Daffy Duck: [gives a wolf-whistle then his usual whoo hoo] How many galoshes died to make that little number?
[D.J. tries to take the Mona Lisa Queen of Diamonds playing card from Dusty, who instead slips it inside her outfit]
Dusty Tails: That is so sweet! You, trying to take over for your father. These evil forces, they're bad people!
Daffy Duck: Relax, sister! I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"! [opens the door and finds himself facing a lit cannon with Yosemite Sam and his henchmen]
Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, Duck!
Daffy Duck: "Fear: Noun. A state of terror". AAH!
[Yosemite Sam chases D.J. and Daffy through the Wooden Nickel casino, guns a-blazin']
Yosemite Sam: Come back here, ya card-carryin' cuy-ote! [and slips on a banana peel] Yikes! Ooooh! Dad-burned slapstick cliché!
Foghorn Leghorn: [to D.J.] Card, sir?
D.J. Drake: Hit me.
Foghorn Leghorn: Don't-I say, don't 'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
Yosemite Sam: Hit me.
Foghorn Leghorn: We have-I say, we have a winner!
[Daffy and D.J. finally escape the Wooden Nickel]
Daffy Duck: I say we do Cirque de Soleil and call it a night. [D.J. makes a mad dash for his car] How 'bout the Liberace Museum? All right. Let's see what this baby can really do. [suddenly the car sputters and turns to pieces from all the long driving] Now that's an interesting feature.
Yosemite Sam: [to Jeff Gordon, who is dressed up in his racecar driver uniform] Outta my way, fancy boy! I'm-a commandeerin' this here clown car!
[Kate and Bugs drive through the streets of Las Vegas, looking for Daffy]
Kate Houghton: There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas! We are never gonna find that duck.
[suddenly, Daffy runs into the street and is promptly plastered onto the windshield; Kate gasps and Bugs laughs]
Bugs Bunny: Hee-hee. Daff never misses a cue. [D.J. arrives, peels off Daffy, and tosses him into the back seat, upside down, next to Bugs] Eh, what's up, Duck?
Daffy Duck: Don't you start with me.
[D.J. notices Kate in the driver's seat of the car]
D.J. Drake: You!
Kate Houghton: You!
Daffy Duck: [to Bugs] You!
Bugs Bunny: Him?
Daffy Duck: Her!
Bugs and Daffy: [in unison] Them!
Yosemite Sam: [driving fast]: Out of my way! [He crashes through a clothing stand, and then he and his henchmen are seen wearing clothes from the stand crash] Dagnabbit!
[driving alongside the good guys, Nasty Canasta lights a stick of dynamite to throw into their car]
Kate Houghton: Dynamite?! Who has dynamite?!
Daffy Duck: [scoffs] Welcome to my world.
[the good guys take off, leaving the bad guys with the lit dynamite]
Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window! Throw it out! Throw it out!
Nasty Canasta: But innocent people could get hurt.
Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window! Throw it out! Throw it out!
Cottontail Smith: But it'll send the wrong message to children!
Yosemite Sam: I said, "Throw it out the... Oooh! Gimme the- [dynamite explodes in front of them] Ooh!
[D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy approach a dead end]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hittin' that wall, say "aye".
D.J. and Kate: [in unison] AYE!
Daffy Duck: Mother!
Spy car computer: Taking you to Mother!
[the car takes to the sky before it can hit the wall]
[just before the heroes' flying car crashes, it stops a few feet above the desert ground]
Bugs Bunny: Ha. Outta gas.
[fade to black]
Kate Houghton: What?! It doesn't work like that!
[cut back to car, which smashes into the ground; fade to black again]
Bugs Bunny: Thanks, Toots.
Daffy Duck: Except for the water tower, the Batmobile, and the pile of rubble formerly known as Las Vegas.
[in the desert, D.J. spots a Wal-Mart store, rippling in the heat]
D.J. Drake: Hey, look at that!
Bugs Bunny: Is it a mirage, or just product placement?
Daffy Duck: Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices! [runs toward the image] Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your product name here! Woo-hoo-hoo!
D.J. Drake: [to Kate] Is this your idea?
Kate Houghton: [opens her mouth to object, then gets defensive] The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.
[D.J. shares his disappointed look with the audience; later, the intrepid adventurers depart the desert Wal-Mart with beverages and new clothes]
Bugs Bunny: Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages in retoin for us saying "Wal-Mart" so many times.
[Wile E. Coyote observes the heroes trudging through the desert]
Bugs Bunny: I told ya we shoulda made that left toin at Albuqwirky.
Daffy Duck: Don't start that again!
ACME Chairman: [to a miserable Wile E. Coyote] Oh, my God! Young man, what am I going to do with you?! You've done nothing but screw up! You've walked off mesas! You've been smashed by boulders! You've been run over by diesel trucks! And don't blame the equipment! The equipment is good; it's ACME equipment. You're a coyote! Be wile! [calms down] All right, now... buck up and let's see a little smile. [Wile E. smiles, briefly and unenthusiastically] Little bigger. [Wile E. gives a bigger one, this time holding it] Little bigger. [Wile E.'s smile spreads to a disproportionate size] Oh, that's nice. Now, just go take a shower, and don't come back until you smell better! [Wile E., now cheered up, heads upstairs] But be careful! There's some men moving a safe up there, and I don't want you to- [a cartoonish jet-engine, followed by a "crash" sound, is heard] And be careful of the box of fireworks, because- [released fireworks are heard] I suppose I should mention the plate-glass window- [shattering glass is heard] Oh, It's tough being the boss.
[inside the Area 52 lab, chief spy-scientist Mother talks to the good guys, including D.J., et al.]
Mother: This isn't about the giant ants, is it?
Kate Houghton: Giant... ants?
Mother: 'Cause they're not really ants... anymore. [drinks from a flask of blue liquid]
D.J. Drake: Tell me about the Blue Monkey Diamond.
Mother: [spews her beverage on D.J.] How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?
D.J. Drake: My dad told me.
Mother: [pauses] What is the point of making them pinky-swear?!
[Marvin the Martian releases aliens from various classic films and TV shows in Area 52]
Daffy Duck: Yikes! Illegal aliens!
Dalek: Exterminate them!
Mother: Darn! I knew this day would come...
[she goes to an alarm labelled "PUSH ONLY IN CASE THIS DAY COMES" and triggers it]
[at the Louvre, as Daffy grabs the playing-card lens, Elmer Fudd jams his shotgun into the back of Daffy's head]
Elmer Fudd: I'll take that!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what gives, Doc? We made thoity-five pictures together.
Elmer Fudd: Well, as it tuwns out, I'm secwetwy evil.
Daffy Duck: [snorts] That's showbiz for ya.
Elmer Fudd: Now, make with the card, so I can pwease my dark masters!
[cut to another part of the Louvre, where Ralph is still chasing after Yakko, Wakko, and Dot with his butterfly net through the hallways, and they all then stop to a halt, as the instrumental version of the Animaniacs theme song plays in the background]
Ralph the Security Guard: [corners Yakko, Wakko, and Dot] End of the line, you crazy Warner kids. You all are coming with me, and I'll take you back to the Warner Bros. Studios, and I'll lock you up back into the studio water tower, where the three of you belong always.
Yakko Warner: Why do you always do that for, anyway? We made ninety-nine episodes and a movie together with Steven Spielberg.
Ralph the Security Guard: In that case, as it turns out, I'm secretly evil.
Wakko Warner: We always have fun together, like singing, and eating.
Dot Warner: And interact with everybody, [to the audience] for I'm the cute one, [to Ralph] too. Could you let us go, please?
Ralph the Security Guard: Give yourselves up, so I can please my dark masters.
[Ralph resumes chasing after Yakko, Wakko, and Dot through the hallways]
[after Elmer and Ralph accidentally bump into each other, they both argue about chasing after Bugs, Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, and then start fighting each other over the issue; until at last, they both make a deal]
Elmer Fudd: Hey! Why don't we make this intewesting? If I chase after that scwewy wabbit, that scwewball duck, and those thwee cwazy Warner kids, I'll get a bwand new hunting twophy to add to my cowwection!
Ralph the Security Guard: But, if I catch them first, you'll be joining those three crazy Warner kids in the studio water tower!
Elmer Fudd: Fine!
Ralph the Security Guard: Fine!
Elmer and Ralph: [in unison] Get 'em!
[Elmer and Ralph start chasing after Bugs, Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot through the art gallery]
[Bugs, Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot enter the Persistence of Memory painting to evade Elmer Fudd and Ralph the Security Guard; Elmer and Ralph follow, enter, and take aim, until their gun and butterfly net melt, remaining true to the theme of the painting; Bugs, Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot laugh at them, and run off, but, they, too, start melting; their voices are slow and toned to a low key]
Daffy Duck: Well, this is surreal.
Yakko Warner: I'll say.
Elmer Fudd: [producing icons that represent each word he says] Stop, or I'll fire! [attempts to take aim again]
Ralph the Security Guard: [producing icons that represent each word he says] Yeah! Stop, or I'll catch you with my butterfly net! [attempts to scoop with his butterfly net again]
Bugs, Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: [in unison] Yipe!
[Elmer fires, but the bullets are only propelled a few inches away, as Ralph, by Elmer's side, scoops, but the net, too, is only propelled a few inches away; Elmer and Ralph start to melt completely out of shape; Bugs, Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot make their way to the next painting through the wallpaper]
D.J. Drake: There's a man there! He's got a woman! She's tied up in a burlap sack and he's taking her to the Eiffel Tower!
Pepe Le Pew: Ah, eet eez Spring, eez eet not?
[after Daffy, Bugs, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot jump out of the painting, Elmer Fudd and Ralph the Security Guard leap out of La Grande Jatte (by pointillist Georges Seurat) at last, but they both remain in their painting forms; Bugs reads to them from a museum guide]
Bugs Bunny: Pointillism. A technique using individual dots of pigment, which, taken together... [whips out a pocket electric fan] ...make an image. [turns on the fan]
Elmer and Ralph: [in unison] Aw, crud! [Elmer's and Ralph's dots start to disperse, until only their shoes are left]
Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] I think, when you go to the movies, you should learn somethin'.
[Daffy, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are busy redrawing themselves]
[after Yakko, Wakko, and Dot thanked Bugs and Daffy for saving their lives, D.J. asks them to join him, Kate, Bugs, and Daffy in their quest to find his father, and the Blue Monkey Diamond]
D.J. Drake: [to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot] Do you want to come with us in our journey, so we can find my father, and the Blue Monkey Diamond?
Yakko Warner: No can do, my friend. We still got a whole lot more paintings and sculptures to look at.
Wakko Warner: [rubs his stomach] And a lot of food to eat in the museum's cafeteria.
Dot Warner: And a lot of cute stuff to buy in the museum's gift shop.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: [in unison] Bye! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy! Boinggy!
[Yakko, Wakko, and Dot leave D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy, and then chat away, as they go through the rest of the Louvre's exhibits]
[D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy are outside the main entrance of the Louvre]
D.J. Drake: How are we going to get to Africa from here?
Bugs Bunny: Hmm. If only we could find some kind of transportation to take all of us from here to Africa.
Daffy Duck: Well, search me.
Kate Houghton: But who will help take all of us there in time?
Robin: [off-screen] Need a lift?
[D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy look up, and see Batman (from Batman: The Animated Series) piloting the Batwing with Robin (from Batman: The Animated Series) at his side, and they both landed the Batwing in front of the Louvre, as the Batman: The Animated Series opening theme music plays in the background]
Daffy Duck: [to Batman and Robin] Batman! Robin! Am I so glad to see you guys again after all of these years? I read so many comic books about you guys. And I even watched the TV show about you guys as well.
Batman: I believe so, if that is true, Daffy.
Bugs Bunny: I helped, too, ever since you and I are friends for life, Batman.
Batman: Yes, Bugs. We made a great team.
Robin: Yeah. Just like the time Batman and I teamed up for the first time together.
D.J. Drake: [to Batman] Excuse me, but can you take us all to Africa from here, please?
Batman: Of course, we can. [to D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy] Get in. Hang on.
[the heroes go inside the Batwing; Batman and Robin, who both turn the Batwing on, take them for a ride in the Batwing when they take off, and then leave Paris whilst setting course for Africa]
[Batman, Robin, D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy have arrived in Africa; the heroes get out of the Batwing]
D.J. Drake: [to Batman and Robin] Are you not coming with us?
Batman: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we can't join you in the quest of finding your father, and this Blue Monkey Diamond you're talking about. Besides, [cut to the Joker (from Batman: The Animated Series) laughing maniacally] we've got to stop the Joker from doing his latest diabolical scheme yet. [cut back to Batman, Robin, D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy in Africa]
Robin: Hmm. I wonder what he's up to this time.
Batman: I don't know, but let's find out, as soon as we get there in time.
Daffy Duck: [to Batman and Robin] So long, Batman! So long, Robin! And thanks!
Robin: [as Batman waves goodbye at D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy] You're welcome any time, my fine-feathered friend. Any time.
[as Granny's elephant progresses through the jungle, a flock of multicolored Tweety birds fly around]
Tweety: I've discovered my woots!
Sylvester: I've discovered my lunch!
[the birds attack Sylvester]
Tweety: [in his African garb] Cry freedom!
[from behind, we see the elephant come upon a picturesque lost city in the jungle]
Daffy Duck: What a fantastic view!
Bugs Bunny: Unless you're in the audience, in which case you've been staring at an elephant's behind for thoity seconds.
ACME Chairman: Now, this, my friend, is the ACME Train of Death, which is not good news for your father.
Damian Drake: Don't worry about me, son. I've gotten out of worse scrapes than this one.
[Wile E. Coyote lights several sticks of dynamite around Damian]
ACME Chairman: You see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill him, then those crates of TNT will. Not to mention the 2-ton anvil hanging over his head. And- [sees a giant bladed pendulum swinging over Damian] Oh, look. There's the Pendulum of Doom. What's the Pendulum of Doom doing there?! I did not order the Pendulum of Doom! It's overkill! Get rid of it!
[Wile E. sheepishly pulls up the Pendulum of Doom]
[outside the ACME satellite, Marvin the Martian (who Bugs and Daffy previously almost got rid of) holds an ACME Bubble Gun on Bugs]
Marvin the Martian: You tricked me!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Darth?
[while Bugs fights Marvin outside a spaceship, Daffy cowers inside, sucking his thumb]
Daffy Duck: What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do? [pause in realization] Wait a minute, I am Duck Dodgers! [spins and changes into his Duck Dodgers outfit] Yes! I'm going to be the hero of this picture! [straps on a rocket] Duck Dodgers to the rescue! [the rocket explodes; he straps on a second rocket; dazed] Duck Dodgers to the- [another explosion; he straps on a third; dazed] Duck Dodgers- [yet another explosion; angrily glares at a fourth rocket] Duck! [yet another explosion; straps on the last rocket and appears undamaged] A-ha! It's You-Know-Who to the rescue! [to the camera] It helps if ya don't say the name.
Marvin the Martin: Thwarting evil makes me so angry.
[Marvin aims at Bugs again until the bubbles holding him pops; he tries to shoot Bugs again, but the rabbit clogs his gum gun with one of his fingers in the gun and seals the Martian in his own bubble, and then flicks it away, causing the Martin to float away]
Bugs Bunny: Well, that takes care of that. [quickly on cue after he said it, he is grabbed by the claw] Yipe!
ACME Chairman: [coming out] Are you all monkeys yet? [sees one of the laser beams that shot out of Daffy's nose coming right at him] Uh-oh! [the beam heads straight towards him, and then suddenly disappears in a flash of the beam]
[D.J., Kate, and Damian arrive to see a monkey with glasses, revealing to be the ACME Chairman in monkey form, next to Mary, who is sobbing]
Damian Drake: Checkmate, Mr. Chairman. [holding up tiny handcuffs the size of monkey hands] You're going down. [crouches down in front of monkey Chairman and starts putting the handcuffs on his wrists]
[last lines before the End Credits]
[Bugs walks to the car]
Bugs's Butler: Bugs is here. Gotta go.
Bugs Bunny: [to Daffy] Daffy, you're right.
Ryan: [to Bugs] The usual place, Mr. Bunny?
Bugs Bunny: Very good, Ryan.
[Digeri Dingo (from Taz-Mania) arrives, and gives Bugs a carrot]
Digeri Dingo: I've got a surprise for you, Bugs. Here you go.
Bugs Bunny: Thank you, Digeri.
Digeri Dingo: You're welcome. Could you tell both my girlfriend, and my old pal, Taz, that I said "Hi." for me?
Bugs Bunny: [as Digeri walks off into the distance] Sure. Anything I can do for you, Digeri.
[Danny Cat (from Cats Don't Dance) and Sawyer Cat (from Cats Don't Dance) both arrive, and gives Bugs some carrots]
Danny Cat: I've got something very special to give you as a gift of appreciation. You did such a great stint at singing and dancing, just like I did.
Sawyer Cat: And I took quite a bit of it myself, too.
Bugs Bunny: Thank you for the compliment, Danny. You too, Sawyer.
Danny Cat: You're welcome.
Sawyer Cat: Don't mention it. [she and Danny both walk off into the distance]
Danny and Sawyer: [in unison] See you in the sequel.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah. And you, too.
[Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon (from Quest for Camelot) arrives, and gives Bugs some carrots]
Devon: [to Bugs] You did such a great job, Bugs. Here is my half of the carrots,
Cornwall: [to Bugs] and here's my half of the carrots as a present from us to you.
Bugs Bunny: Thank you, Devon. Thank you, Cornwall.
Devon: It was such a pleasure, Bugs.
Cornwall: You're welcome any time, Bugs. Likewise. [to Devon, as they both walk off into the distance whilst being in their "conjoined dragons" form; we see their shadow on the movie set's walls in the process] You know something? We should've thought of joining D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy in their quest to find D.J.'s dad and the Blue Monkey Diamond instead of joining Kayley, Garrett, and Ayden in their quest to find Excalibur.
Devon: Well, how did you know that?
Cornwall: You know, Devon, if we could get a lawyer, we would've been stumped 400 years ago.
Devon: [angry] Oh, shut up, you Jurassic twit!
Bugs Bunny: [to Devon and Cornwall] Hey, you guys! Stop bickering and get your act together! Remember your motto: Two Heads are Better than One!
Daffy Duck: [to Devon and Cornwall] Yeah! Just try hard! Okay?!
Devon and Cornwall: [in unison] OKAY! [they both storm off into the distance out of anger]
[Buster Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) and Babs Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) both arrive, and gives Bugs some carrots]
Buster Bunny: [to Bugs] Hi, Professor Bugs. [to Daffy] Hi, Professor Daffy.
Babs Bunny: We brought you some presents for doing such a good job.
Bugs Bunny: Thanks, Buster. Thanks, Babs.
Buster Bunny: You're welcome.
Babs Bunny: No problem.
Bugs Bunny: See you tomorrow at your school, ACME Loonivoisity.
Buster Bunny: Bye.
Babs Bunny: See you tomorrow.
Daffy Duck: [to Buster and Babs, as they both walk off into the distance] Take care. Don't be late.
Buster Bunny: Don't worry about us.
Babs Bunny: We won't need it.
Daffy Duck: Good.
[Tibi the Take it Back Butterfly (from the Yakety Yak, Take it Back all-star public service music video) flies in, and gives Bugs a carrot]
Tibi the Take it Back Butterfly: Here you go, Bugs.
Bugs Bunny: Thanks, Tibi.
Tibi the Take it Back Butterfly: You're welcome. [to Bugs and Daffy] Keep up the good work of your recycling skills.
[she flies off into the distance]
Bugs Bunny: [to Daffy, as Gruesome Gorilla, Egghead, the Squirrel (from Much Ado About Nutting), and the other Looney Tunes characters and Merrie Melodies characters give him some carrots] From now on, you and I are going to be equal partners in this thing. No more second banana for you.
Daffy Duck: Well, thanks, pal. I really appreciate this. [the car drives away from him] At last, my star is rising. All my hopes and aspirations... [a giant light appears falling into the floor] Well, what do you know? My luck is changing already.
[a giant metal circle landed on Daffy; finally, Porky pops out]
Director: Goodnight, Porky. See you tomorrow.
Porky Pig: G-G-G-Goodnight, Mr. Dante. [to the audience] Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th... Go home, folks.
[the lights went out]

Taglines

  • Real life has never been so animated.
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  • The biggest animated adventure ever to hit real life.
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