Rugrats Go Wild is a 2003 crossover animated film between the Rugrats and The Wild Thornberrys.

Directed by Norton Virgien and John Eng. Written by Kate Boutilier.
Going Overboard June 13th

Tommy Pickles

  • Look! It's Nigel Strawberry! We found him!

Spike

  • I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch!
  • I ate one of Chuckie's diapers once and, let me tell you, that is spicy.
  • [Last lines] Well, Eliza. As dog as my witness, I'll never lose my babies again! [The babies cheer]
  • Woof! That's right, I said woof!

Dialogue

[First lines; In a purplish sky with birds flying as it pans down and zooms out showing a rain forest with a river running through it and the sun setting in the background as the camera keeps zooms down into the rain forest and shows the Rugrats]
Tommy Pickles: Come along, faithful viewers, on our journey through the drainforest as we serach for that very unusal creature, the three-toed sloth.
[Tommy is seen through a camera dressed as Nigel Thornberry as its recording as Tommy walked through the tall grass in search of the three toed sloth. Tommy then pushes back the grass as there's a three toed sloth sleeping in the tree nearby]
Tommy Pickles: Ah, there he is. Teething with life! Let's get a closer look, shall we?
Chuckie Finster: Oh, no, you don't! Cut! CUT!
[Tommy walks over to the tree as Chuckie, dressed as a director, yells out telling them to stop recording as it's revealed that Lil was the one recording the entire time]
Tommy Pickles: Don't worry, Chuckie, I'm Nigel Strawberry! Wild aminal expert!
[As Tommy is talking a tiger hops up onto a branch behind him as the twins try and get his attention. The tiger then jumps down behind Tommy and roars as Tommy turns around]
Tommy Pickles: And because I'm an eggsbert, I think, everybody into the truck!
Chuckie Finster: Go, go, go.
Tommy Pickles: Jump, Tommy, jump!
[Tommy and the others head for the truck while the tiger glares at them as it sees Tommy running towards the truck. As they get in Chuckie pushes the gas pedal with his hand as they truck starts moving with Kimi driving. Tommy is running behind the truck as the tiger is chasing him before he then jumps on the back of the truck. Lil keeps filming him as they try and get away from the tiger]
Lil DeVille: Say something Nigel.
[The camera the zooms in on the camera screen that's showing Tommy]
Tommy Pickles: I can hear the tiger's running feets, see his sharp teeths, and oh, oh... I feel a cool breeze.
[The tiger is seen running and jumping behind Tommy, trying to grab him as the tiger grabs and pulls on the back of Tommy's diaper, ripping it in the process as Kimi gasps and turns the truck suddenly as the tiger goes flying into a tree. The truck then drives off a cliff and down into a river as the Rugrats scream, as the truck lands a "crocagator" emerges from the water like Shrek, and heads over to the truck as it jumps up and snaps causing the babies to scream once again but crocagator then scratches itself like a dog]
Kimi Finster: Crocogator!
Tommy Pickles: Not to worry, guys.
[Tommy then pulls a squeaky chew toy out of his diaper and throws it as it bounces off the crocagators head as it goes after it as it pants and pounces at the toy grabbing it. Kimi then tries to start the truck but it wouldn't start]
Kimi Finster: Oh, no!
Lil DeVille: It's coming back!
[The camera quickly changes from Kimi trying to start the ignetion to the crocagator which had the chew toy in it's mouth shaking its head and squeaking it as it headed back over to the babies]
Tommy Pickles: But that was my onliest cute toy!
Chuckie Finster: Then feed him Phil!
[Kimi honks the horn of the truck trying to get it to start as Chuckie grabbed onto Tommy's shirt suggesting that they should feed Phil to the crocagator]
Phil DeVille: I heard that.
[Phil is seen holding Lil by the strap of her vest as she was leaning out of the car and film screen]
Tommy Pickles: That way! Through the swamp!
[Tommy points to his right, in front of him, as the scene cuts to show all the babies running before Tommy steps and sinks into some quick sand as Phil and Kimi are seen stepping in and sinking as well before it shows Lil, who was still filming, sinking in the quicksand as well]
Lil DeVille: Nigel, why are we sinking?
[Chuckie and Tommy are seen through the recording camera screen as Tommy is seen looking at the quicksand]
Tommy Pickles: Quitsand! I should have knowed! Guy, hang on to me!
[Tommy is seen grabbing a nearby vine as he reaches his hand out towards the others as Chuckie grabs his hand as the others hold onto each other. Just as Tommy was about to pull them in, they all screamed as the scene cut over to show the tiger running towards the babies. Just as the tiger pounces with the camera viewing inside it's mouth]
[The screen flashes as it cuts back to reveal that the tiger was Fluffy as the scene was frozen as the camera circles showing the babies in the sandbox, Angelica holding Fluffy, and Spike playing with his toy. Fluffy then meows as the mustache Tommy was wearing falls off his face]
Angelica Pickles: What are you diaper-bags screaming about?
[Tommy moves back as the scene switches to Angelica as Fluffy squirms in her arms causing Angelica to drop her as she walks to walk off the screen as the scene cuts and shows Fluffy walking across Tommy's, who was hanging half way out of the sandbox, back before jumping off and going back over to Angelica and rubbing against her legs]
Chuckie Finster: We're about to get eated by that fercious Siferean tiger.
Angelica Pickles: Were you pretending to be Nigel Strawberry again, Tommy?
[The Pickle, Finster, and DeVille families have all their luggages packed up for their cruise vacation]
Stu Pickles: Everyone all set?
Didi Pickles: I think we should all thank my husband Stu for arranging this wonderful getaway.
Stu Pickles: No. You can thank me by having the time of your lives.
[Cut to the ship docks…]
Dr. Lipschitz: [over PA] Welcome! Bienvenue! Willkommen! Welcome aboard the world renowned Dr. Lipschitz's Cruise!
[A crowd of people at the dock cheer and wave while the three families, including Susie, all wait by the cruise ship]
Didi Pickles: Stu must have taken Spike for one last potty run. I'm sure he'll be right back.
Drew Pickles: [pacing around] He better. He's got all our tickets.
Tommy Pickles: That sure is a nice camera, Susie.
Susie Carmichael: Thanks, Tommy. My mommy got it for me so she can see everything she's missing.
Chuckie Finster: How come she and your daddy can't come on the cruise with us?
Susie Carmichael: Well, my mommy's getting a special award 'cause she 'scovered a new disease, and my daddy's cutting the ribbon at the Dummi Bear Theme Park opening. But I wanted to come with you guys!
Angelica Pickles: And we're so glad you did, Susie Carmichael. Now, here. Hold the spotlight on Lounge Singer Cynthia.
Debbie Thornberry: Hang on a sec, Mom. I'm picking up some lame-o soap opera.
Marianne Thornberry: [through walkie-talkie] What is it this time, Debbie?
Debbie Thornberry: [sets some bread and a jar of peanut butter on the table] Okay. I made everyone dinner, so, I shouldn't have to clean up too, right?
Eliza Thornberry: Mom, all she did was hand us a jar of peanut butter.
Marianne: Can we talk about this when your father and I get home?
Debbie: Yeah. Any ETA on that? 'Cause you've been gone since, like, yesterday.
Marianne: We're still looking for the leopard at… Oh, Nigel! [filming Nigel as they run along] Over there! What's that?
Nigel: That's… I see spots! [moves a tree limb out of the way and it hits Marianne in the face] Watch out for that limb, dearest.
Debbie: [after Marianne hangs up; scoffs] She totally hung up on me! And I was having a sensitive moment.
Eliza: Debbie, you are so self-centered.
Debbie: [scoffs offensively] I am not! Okay, what's the monkey saying about me?
Howard: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
Drew: Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!
Stu: I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
Charolette: Johnathan, why aren't you answering the phone?! I need you to divert a tropical storm! [gasps in horror at something coming towards them]
[A 40-foot water wave is making its way to the boat]
Stu: It's a 40-foot wall of water!
Chaz: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Betty: Everyone GET BELOW!
Charlotte: [trips on Dil's binky, accidentally let goes of her phone and it falls into the ocean; screams] Phone overboard! PHONE OVERBOARD!
Drew: [after Charlotte shoves him aside] CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!
Charlotte: JOHNATHAN! [begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time, grabbing her by the ankle]
[After the three families cram into the small lifeboat as the boat sinks into the ocean…]
Stu: I can't help feeling partially responsible.
Didi: Where are we?
Charolette: Oh, isn't it obvious? The palm trees, the white sand, the crystal blue water… Why, we've landed on an island resort!
Betty: Place looks pretty deserted.
Charolette: Oh, Betty. The best ones always are. Just look for a cabana boy carrying towels. Hello! I could use a double espresso, chop-chop. [echoes]
[As Marianne and Nigel return]
Eliza: Debbie, they're here!
Debbie: Ta-da! [exits the Comvee, holding a tray of coconut muffins and herbal tea] Homemade coconut muffins and fresh herbal tea.
Marianne: Debbie, this is so sweet.
Nigel: Oh, and these look heavenly. [drinks some tea and scarfs a muffin; mouthful] Afraid we must eat and run.
Marianne: [pours a bowl of muffins into her arm and eats one] Mmm. [mouthful] Ooh, really delicious, honey.
Eliza: But you guys just got here!
Marianne: [sighs] I know, but the Foundation is expecting that footage today, and we still haven't got it. [sighs again] Nigel, I think we should split up.
Nigel: [having to have heard that] Dearest! I thought we were so happy. [Marianne stares at him] Oh… You mean to look for the leopard, don't you?
Debbie: I can't believe this! You're always working. When's the last time we took a vacation?
Marianne: But, Debbie, we travel all over the world.
Debbie: I want a family vacation! You know, where we fight over the bar of hotel soap.
Eliza: And Debbie hogs all the good towels?
Debbie: And we order room service.
Eliza: And we do dorky family activities?
Debbie: Yes! Dorky sounds really good right now.
Marianne: Well, girls, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you felt this strongly. I promise, as soon as we find the leopard, we'll do dorky family activities.
Nigel: It's settled then.
Debbie: [after Donnie throws a muffin at her] DONNIE! I did not slave over a hot oven to feed the birds! [Donnie throws some muffins into the air and they fall on her; at her limit] When I write about my life-- and I will-- I will not be kind.
Stu: It's obvious! The first thing to do is build a signal fire.
Drew: You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.
Didi: We have to find something to eat. All I saved are a couple of jars of baby food.
Howard: [cheerfully] I never knew strained peas and apricots went so well together!
Kira: Oh, you ate the baby food?!
Howard: Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you try to throw me into the soup pot!
Didi: He's delusional.
Drew: This is all your fault! [angrily points to Stu]
Stu: [insulted] My fault?!
Charolette: Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
Didi: [offended] Oh, I would expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charolette!
Drew: I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!
Kira: [irritated] I should have never left Paris!
[While all the grownups continue arguing loudly with each other, Betty finds a stick and picks it up, and uses it to draw a big circle around them in the sand]
Betty: This is the Circle of Chaos. If we're going to survive on this island, we can't ever step foot in the Circle of Chaos.
Chazz: [steps out of the circle] Wow. I feel calmer already.
[Everyone quickly steps out of the circle]
Betty: We don't know when we'll get off this island. Until we do, we're gonna need order. First thing we need is a leader. Any volunteers?
[Stu raises up his hand]
Didi: Stu, put down your hand.
[Stu sadly does so]
Charlotte: I nominate Betty.
Darwin: Eliza! You'll never believe what I just saw! There's a little girl at camp, and she's a miniature Debbie! In every way. She's bossy, she's loud… she's hideous!
[They hear Spike sneezing]
Eliza: [sees him down below] Darwin, look!
Darwin: A dog?
Eliza: What's he doing here?
Darwin: Oh, spreading his fleas on an unsuspecting world. [shudders and groans]
Eliza: Come on!
[They each grab a vine and swing down towards Spike]
Spike: [startled] Hey, hey, hey! Could you give a dog a little warning?! I'm trying to do my business here!
Eliza: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike: [chuckles] You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. [realizes] You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Eliza: Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story. Should we come back?
Spike: Ah, no problem; I'm done. I was just marking. Spike was here! Uh, sorry. I know...Where are my manners? I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike. Down! Get off that couch!
Eliza: [giggles] I'm Eliza, and this is Darwin.
Darwin: [smiles, before Spike sneezes] Spike was here too.
Nigel: Heavens, what a fall. I must get to those babies. [a coconut falls and hits Nigel's head and Nigel falls]
Susie: [echoing] Are you okay, Mr. Strawberry?
Nigel: [talks like a baby, due to the amnesia] She called me "mister". Silly Billy. I'm only this... [makes a three] ...many years old.
Spike: Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!
Eliza: Spike, this isn't your regular housecat.
Spike: They all twich their whiskers. One whisker at a time, just like you and me.
Angelica: Is that a CD player?
Debbie: Yeah, for the best. [suspicious] You know an awful lot for an "island girl."
Angelica: Well, see, a TV washed up on the beach once, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
Debbie: [after a short pause] Cool!
["Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash starts playing]
Angelica: I love this song!
Debbie: Hey, me too!
Eliza: Debbie, what happened?
Debbie: I was taking care of this island princess and…
[The bathysphere emerges from the water and Angelica is in there, driving while waving at them]
Eliza: What's she doing in the bathysphere?
Debbie: [scoffs] I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*.
Marianne: [filming some oysters spewing water] Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something. [Donnie runs past with Howard chasing him] Donnie?! [The grownups stop and see her; surprised] What? This is supposed to be a deserted island.
Charlotte: Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us.
Marianne: Who are you? [The grownups all start talking at once to introduce themselves] Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?
Didi: We're shipwrecked.
Betty: Can you help us, Marianne?
Marianne: Of course. Our camp is nearby. [through her walkie-talkie] Debbie, come in.
Debbie: [in her walkie-talkie] Oh, Mom. What's up?
Marianne: I need you to bring the Comvee over to the east beach.
[Zoom out and in over to Debbie, standing on top of the sunken Comvee]
Debbie: Uh, that may be a problem.
Marianne: Don't worry about cleaning up.
Debbie: Oh, thanks, but that's not the problem.
Marianne: Just get here. Now. [to the grownups] My daughter will bring our trailer and my husband will be along soon and...
Stu: Behold, fellow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, I have built us a radio!
Didi: Stu, who's watching the kids?
Stu: Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.
[The grownups gasp in terror and begin scrambling around, looking for their children]
Kira: Chuckie?! Where are you?!
Didi: Oh, this is very strange. I feel like this has happened before.
[Eliza and Spike watch them run around in circles]
Spike: [sighs] Look at them...chasing their own tails. If only I could tell them that it doesn't work. I know, I've done it. I've chased my tail a million times. It does not work.
[Stu's coconut radio begins to pick up static]
Stu: It's getting a signal!
Marianne: I'm very impressed.
Didi: Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
[The Thornberry daughters, Spike and Darwin show up in sight]
Marianne: Girls, have you seen some children?
Debbie: Just a bossy 3-year-old who has delusions of being a princess.
Charlotte: Angelica!
Angelica: [on radio] I'm the boss of this bathy thing!
Debbie: That's her!
Susie: [on radio] We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
Didi: That's Susie!
Debbie: She must've turned on the radio in the bathysphere!
Marianne: A 3-year-old's driving the bathysphere?! [the grownups all surround the Thornberry girls, talking at once] Hey! It's no problem. We can track them by radar from the Comvee.
Debbie: Uh…yeah. Except… [nervously] I sunk the Comvee.
Marianne: [shocked with anger] You what?!
Susie: I'm beginning to think you took this scrubmarine without permission, Angelica.
Angelica: Oh, you think you're such a know-it-all, Carmichael.
Nigel: [after regaining consciousness] Who are all you positively adorable children?
Susie: We're shipwrecked. We went all over the island looking for you.
Angelica: I saved them, but then Carmichael tried to drive this tub-boat and now…
Susie: We just want to go home.
Nigel: Well, of course you do, young lady. And so we shall. Hmm. Bit of a pickle. No fuel left. The radar appears to be knocked out, which means I have no idea where we are and we're almost out of oxygen.
Angelica: I'm bored.
Nigel: Yes, and there's that, too.
[After Nigel and the Rugrats reunite with their families…]
Stu: Where's Tommy?
Nigel: And who does this little chap belong to?
Stu: He's ours.
[Nigel sets Tommy down; As Tommy starts to walk over to his family, he offers Nigel to take his hand and brings him over]
Stu: Come here, champ.
Marianne: Honey, I'd like you to meet Stu Pickles. He made the coconut radio that saved your lives.
Nigel: Terribly grateful, Mr. Pickles. I have a feeling I wouldn't be here without this little chap, either.
Marianne: Okay, everyone. Let's pack up. We're going on vacation!
[Debbie cheers excitedly and starts running around]
Charolette: How about…
All: The Lipschitz Cruise!
Debbie: We're leaving to go on vacation. Oh, yeah, right on.

Cast

This article is issued from Wikiquote. The text is licensed under Creative Commons - Attribution - Sharealike. Additional terms may apply for the media files.