Pooh's Heffalump Movie is a 2005 Winnie-the-Pooh film, released by Walt Disney Pictures, which centers on an uncharacteristically friendly Heffalump who befriends Roo.

Directed by Frank Nissen. Written by Brian Hohlfeld and Evan Spiliotopoulos.
Heffa nice day. (taglines)

Winnie the Pooh

  • [narrating] This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were gurgling happily. As - as happily as a tumbly full of honey, hoo, which is very happy. But all that changed when... the stranger came. [sound of heffalump trumpeting]
  • The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
  • [narrating] You know, we never really did capture a heffalump that day. It was more like... like Lumpy captured all of us.

Dialogue

Roo: [everybody's talking at once about the nightmare] I was asleep...
Rabbit: Alright!
Pooh: There's somethin' like this.
Rabbit: [silences everybody] 1 at a time!! [immediate silences] Thank you. Now what is goin'...?
Tigger: [interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
Rabbit: Er, Tigger?
Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams... and suddenly; ?
Piglet: Oh, no. WHERE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!
Roo: Excuse me. What's a heffalump?
Rabbit, Tigger: What's a heffalump?!
Rabbit: Hem hem. [singing] Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.
Tigger: It's gotta fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.
Roo: H-hey everybody, look what I found!
[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery, a large a hole in the grass]
Tigger: [pointing] It's a swimming pool.
Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Roo: I've gotta catch a heffalump.
Lumpy: Oh, really? You can catch me. I'm a heffalump.
Roo: A heffalump.
Lumpy: [hopping up and down, singsong] Heffalump. Heffalump. That's what I am all right. A heffalump.
Roo: Are you sure you're a heffalump?
Lumpy: My mummy says I am.
Roo: Well, if you are a heffalump, then in the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Lumpy: Okay!
Lumpy: I think I'd better go home now.
Roo: Why?
Lumpy: 'Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.
Roo: Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.
Lumpy: Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Roo: Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.
Lumpy: And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.
Roo: Oh no. [giggles] You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Lumpy: And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.
Roo: Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.
Roo: Lumpster?
Lumpy: Yeah?
Roo: You're not captured anymore.
Lumpy: Yay!
Roo: This is Lumpy! He's a Heffalump!
Tigger: [gasps] A real Heffalump?!
Rabbit: And it's got Roo too!
Tigger: Stop him!
Mama Heffalump: Roo, can you hear me, love? Now don't be frightened. I'm Lumpy's mummy.
Roo: Here I am. I'm right here.
Mama Heffalump: Don't you worry, love. Just leave it to me. [tosses two logs out of the way]
[Rabbit yells in shock]

Taglines

  • Heffa nice day.
  • There's something new in the Hundred Acre Wood

Cast

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