This here is my home.

Open Season is a 2006 American computer-animated adventure comedy film about Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule reindeer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.

Directed by Roger Allers, Jill Culton. Written by Steve Bencich and Ron J. Friedman.

Boog

  • [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Bonny Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes, they taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.
  • [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]
  • The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my milady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
  • Behold. The Mighty… Grizzly! Goodnight. (he faints)
  • When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight!
  • All right, fishies. Give it up for Boog.
  • Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
  • I'm not working with this guy.
  • This here is my home.
  • Oh Yeah! Don't mess with the Boogster!

Elliot

  • [Singing to the tune of "The Bonny Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a o opens who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent troll who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude troll's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
  • [About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!
  • [Wearing a games dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
  • [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
  • Coming this fall.
  • Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
  • Then you say it.

Dialogue

McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy. Because that's me.
Boog: What?
McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree and I'll give you such a doing.
Boog: Yeah, you and what army?
[As McSquizzy whistles, several gray squirrels appear]
Gray Squirrels: Oy!
Boog: Oh, that army.
McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, defenders of the good, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.
Boog: Keep your tree! I'll find another one.
McSquizzy: Oh, look! He has a wee little freakish twin growing right out of his back.

(squirrels laugh)

Boog: Okay, maybe this one will do.
McSquizzy: Hey!
Boog: Ouch!
McSquizzy: That was a warning, all right?
Gray Squirrels: Oy!
McSquizzy: Do that again and I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie.
Boog: What? Hey! This is a different tree.
McSquizzy: They're all my trees. I suggest you turn round and head right back from whence you came.
Boog: Well, that's what I'm trying to do. So just point me the way to town, and I'll be out of here.

(squirrels laugh)

Boog: That's it. You're asking for a whooping.
McSquizzy: Ready! Fire!
Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog. Look. No hands. I think I'm getting a sunburn though. Check it out.
Boog: All right, where's town?
Elliot: Or what we would call a moonburn.
[Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
Elliot: Ow!
Boog: Look. Just give me the directions. I really need to get back.
Elliot: So sad.
Boog: Where's Timberline?
Elliot: Okay, okay. All right. So you got it pretty good in Timberline, right? Coffee, Woo-Hoo bars, safety, hmm?
Boog: Yeah, so?
Elliot: And still, something is missing.
Boog: There is?
Elliot: Yep, me. And I want in, Boog. I'll take you to town, but when we get there, we're partners. Deal? Partner?
Rosie the Skunk: It would probably be an improvement.
Maria the Skunk: What did you just say to me, Rosie?
Rosie the Skunk: Nothing. Why you got to be so sensitive?
Elliot: Boogster, what's the dealio?
Maria the Skunk: Watch your mouth, or you're going to get yourself in a lot of trouble, girlfriend.
Rosie the Skunk: You're just jealous because you ain't got a man!
Boog: I don't know. Some kind of chick fight. Elliot, what do I do?!
Elliot: Well, that's easy. You're going to mark your territory. Show them who's boss.
Boog: [nods] All right, ladies. I'm laying down the law. (Maria and Rosie stare)
Elliot: Well, unless, of course, they are skunks.
Boog: [They bellow gas at him] Disgusting!!!
Elliot: Wow.
Boog: [Boog runs to the river and washes himself with some water, then dries himself with some rabbits] Ridiculous! The woods is no place for a bear!
Elliot: I'm a little light-headed.
[His remaining antler cracks off]
[Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
Boog: You got me in enough trouble.
Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you are responsible for me.
Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
Elliot: You needed to get out. You should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog: Thank you?!
Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You are welcome, buddy.
Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop calling me that. [Points to the door] Now get out!
Elliot: [Runs to the closet] Need to hide! Need to hide!
Beth: You are in the big trouble, mister.
Boog: [to Beth] Shush!
[Boog passes out]
Boog: OW!!!
[Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]
Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog. [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed. Now!
[Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]
Beth: [sighs] I’m so sorry. It’s my fault. It won't happen again.
Gordy: What if he had hurt someone?
Beth: Gordy, please. We are talking about Boog here.
Boog: Hey. What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.
Beth: You know, I'll take him back to the woods.
Gordy: It is time to put him where he belongs.
Beth: No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried teaching him the basics. I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. [Boog slams the garage door] Gordy, please... [Boog babbles and slams the garage door again]
Boog: Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
Beth: I'm not mothering him.
[Boog taps on his garage window and waves at Beth]
Beth: Excuse me. GO TO BED, BOOG!!!
[Boog then vomits on the window]
[Beth sighs]
Beth: One more summer. That's all I'm asking, one summer. Great, see? I can be reasonable. Thanks.
Gordy: You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's going to be for him to adapt.
Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...
Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. [drives away] Goodnight, Beth.
Shaw: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
Shaw: (enters the shack) Deers. Skunks. Beavers.
Boog: I got to hide.

(thunderclap)

Shaw: That bear has turned them all. (he lights the fireplace) There you go, Lorraine. Here. You get good and dry. Come morning, we got a rebelion to crush. And then I'm going to take back what's mine.
Boog: (whispering) Elliot.

(Shaw chuckles)

Shaw: [opens the fridge] Someone's been eating my candy. [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sittin' in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgotta flush!
Boog: [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty.
Elliot: You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the milady in the shorts?
Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the oxen come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the oxen come home." Where have the oxen been?
Reilly: OK, ladies. This dam ain't going to build itself. Lift that birch. Swing those pines over here. Come on. Move it! (whistles) You, O'Toole!
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias down by the north end! You got that?!
O'Toole: Huh?
Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Reilly: Rookie. (whistles) Take five for lunch!
Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog: No, you're not a loser.
Elliot: Yes, I am.
Boog: No, you're not.
Elliot: Yes.
Boog: No.
Elliot: Trust me. You know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh... A loser. But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fished, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot: That's nothing. Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck.
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot: I have a glass eye.
Boog: I can't snap.
Elliot: I thought log was a colour.
Boog: I can't see my toes.
Elliot: I killed a man (with this thumb).
[both laugh]
Elliot: [sighs] Well, at least you've got a home.
Boog: Home. Yeah. I sure hope so.
Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.
[He turns right]
Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey.
[He turns left]
[Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot: Okay. Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
Boog: (groaning, panting) Altitude. No jelly arm, no jelly arm. Come on. (shouts) Elliot!
Elliot: Boogster, it's.... How many times must I say it? I am the Incredible Mister E.
Shaw: If I don't stop them, it will be a total reversal! Of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth will be revealed.
Bobbie: Oh. We know exactly what you mean.
Shaw: You do?
Bobbie: We are scientists. Well, of sorts.
[Repeated line]
Buddy: Buddy.
Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Reilly: Um, what do you got?
O'Toole: Wood. What do you got?
Reilly: Wood. Do you want to trade? [About Boog] Hey, hey, guys. Check it out. There goes the largest carnivore in North America. The mighty grizzly.
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're going to be in a show.
(Beavers laugh)
Boog: [grabs Elliot's antler] Come here!
Elliot: Ow, ow, ow! Hey, that's my good antler!
Boog: Listen, simple. We are not we. It's just me. And we ain't doing no show.
Elliot: Diva.
Boog: What?!
Elliot: I understand what's going on here. You're a little crabby because you're hungry.
Boog: Me? Me?
Elliot: Hmm? Hmm? I think yes.
Boog: (sobs) I'm starving!
McSquizzy: Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!
[Boog wakes up to discover he's in the woods.]
Boog: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! [his scream echoes throughout the forest] Where's home?! IT'S GONE! SOMEONE STOLE IT!
[Elliot comes out of the bag]
Elliot: Hey. Could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes with fury]
Boog: You!
[Boog grabs Elliot's antler and walks over to a steep cliff]
Elliot: No, I didn't do it!
Boog: [holding Elliot over the cliff] Take a good look, Elliot. What do you see, Elliot? Something's missing. What is it, Elliot? What is it?!
Elliot: Wait! Don't tell me..
Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!
Elliot: Aww! I was just going to say that!
Boog: My garage is missing! My Breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing! And it's all... your... FAULT!
Elliot: What are you going to do? [Boog lets go of his antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs him] AAAAAAHHHHH...! [Boog holds him up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling; chuckles] You are funny. I thought "maybe, then I was like uh-uh, and then..."
[Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder.]
Boog: This ain't happening. It's some kind of mistake. Think, Boog. She's mad.
Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks... like a MAN!
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
Shaw: Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker!
Woman: (screams) Look out!
Gordy: (groans) Not again.
Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh. I get it. You're like a pet. [chuckles]
Boog: I ain't nobody's pet.
Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.
Ian: Herd, circle formation!
[The herd instead make an oval shape]
Ian: You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
[The herd make a circle shape]
Ian: You've got a lot of nerve coming back here!
Elliot: Why, thank you.
Ian: That wasn't a compliment, maggot.
Giselle: He was just going, right, Elliot?
Elliot: Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how is the knee?
Ian: I told you to leave the herd, and Never, ever, ever...
Elliot: Ever?
Ian: Never, ever, ever come back.
Elliot: Back? I'm not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah, I'm sure I am going to miss you guys.
Ian: Off the upholstery! [tosses Elliot into the air]
Boog: [annoyed] Oh, what now?
[Elliot falls unconscious to the ground]
Ian: So, as I was saying, Never, ever, ever... [Boog growls loudly] A bear! Bear! Bear! A bear!
Boog: Elliot, are you all right?
Elliot: [confused] Buttermilk biscuits.
Deer: Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
Boog: Hey, cut it out!
Ian: Oh, I've heard of you! You're that bear who got his butt thumped by a squirrel!
Boog: It was... there was 20 of them! And they had nuts!
Elliot: Don't listen to him, Boog.
Ian: "Boog"? What's that short for? "Booger"?
[Ian and the herd laugh]
Deer: Booger!
Boog: Listen, you.
Ian: I'm all ears!
Boog: Well, uh, I...
Elliot: Boog, let's go.
Ian: You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loserer. Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot, I think you might've missed something!
Giselle: Maybe it'll grow back. Bye, Elliot.
Elliot: Yeah, see ya.
Ian: See ya later, backpack boy!
Boog: That's right, fool. You better keep on running! Keep on prancing, you panty-waisted cow.
Gordy: Freeze!
Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]
Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.
[both laugh]
[as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
Buddy: It's a pet.
Reilly: He's going to blow our cover.

[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile; Mr. Weenie sighs]

Mr. Weenie the Dog: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me with you!
Elliot: Wow.
Boog: All right, fishies. Give it up for Boog.
Elliot: [when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest] You know? I can't remember. But listen. Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
[Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy. Grrr!!
Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!"
Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw. That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
[Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]
Beth: Cuff him, Gordy.
Shaw: Oh, the Girl Scouts are here.
Beth: He is at it again.
Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for three days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
Shaw: What? It ain't my fault. He ran right in front of my truck.
Gordy: Where? On the interstate?
[the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
Shaw: (chuckles) Sort of.
[Beth groans]
Shaw: Tree-hugger.
Beth: Knuckle-dragger!
Shaw: Veggie burger.
Gordy: All right, all right. That's enough, you two.
Shaw: Listen, Girl Scout. They're all dumb animals. I'm just respecting the natural order: man on top, animals on the bottom. But your bear, now, now, your bear is special. He belongs somewhere in the middle, between two slices of rye smothered in gravy! (laughs)
Beth: You're a sick, sick, twisted puppy, Shaw.
Shaw: Um. Put me down for a box of Thin Mints, will you, sweetie? (laughs)
Beth: Six-toed gun monkey. Boog, come on. Let's get out of here.
Shaw: My buck!
[Elliot screams and jumps off Shaw's truck, smashing one of his headlights, breaking it]
Shaw: My truck! Why, you little...!
Gordy: Shaw, no shooting in town.
Shaw: But, Gordy! Gord... That bear leaned over and untied my buck. Didn't you see that?!
Gordy: (chuckles) All I see is a busted headlight. Shaw, you've been living in the woods too long.
Shaw: (sighs) They can't tell me what I've seen, because only I know what I've seen.
[After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
Reilly: You. [furiously glares at Boog] You DID this!
[All the forest animals approach Boog with contempt]
Boog: What did I do?
Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria the Skunk: Yeah! Where are we going to hide?!
Serge the Duck: We're sitting ducks out here!
Buddy: And it's open season!
Elliot: [wades through the crowd quieting them] Alright, alright. That's enough. Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's YOUR fault!
Elliot: My fault?
Boog: Yeah! If it weren't for you, I would be home right now! None of this would have ever happened! You said you knew the way back, but you lied!
Elliot: I... No. Okay. Okay, maybe... I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me.
Boog: Oh, man! I trusted you, Elliot!
Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog. We're still partners, right?
Boog: You know, Elliot? I'm better off alone.
Buddy: What about us?
Animals: Yeah. Yeah, What about us?
Boog: "Us?" There's no us! You aren't my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We are done. (he turns his back on Elliot and begins to leave)
Elliot: But... Boog, wait!
Boog: Done! (he angrily storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the animals resigned.)
Boog: Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
Animals: What? Fight? What he did say?
Buddy: The F word?
Boog: That's right. If there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And you all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
Animals: Yeah, kind of did.
Serge: I didn't.
Buddy: Sorry.
Boog: So let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
Animals: Yeah.
McSquizzy: Hey!
Boog: Ouch!
McSquizzy: Why is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in. [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
Boog: Good, because we're going to need your nuts.
Elliot: And your acorns too.
Giselle: So what's the plan, Boog?
Boog: Oh, we are going to run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
Boog: Beth?
Beth: Boog?
Elliot: So how are we both going to fit in the helicopter? She is coming back, right?
Boog: Who?
Elliot: The shorts milady. Boog?
Boog: Hey, big guy.
Reilly: What's up, Tiny?
Boog: What's up?
Elliot: You said that we...
Maria: You're judging me?
Boog: How you all doing?
Maria: Hey, Boog.
Rosie: Hi, Boog.
Maria: I know he is a duck, but he treats me like a lady.
Elliot: But she's...
Buddy: Hey, Buddy.
Boog: Hey, find me some food.
Elliot: Come on. What is our pickup time?
Boog: Elliot, we're staying here. This is our home. These are our people. This is where we reside.
Elliot: What? Are you insane? Where have you been for the last two days? This place is horrible. Horrible!
Ian: Hey, guys.
Boog: What's up, Ian?
Ian: Uh-oh. Ah, ah, ah. [grunts] Ow.
Boog: Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.
Elliot: She's at least gonna bring some Woo Hoo bars, right?
Boog: It's just the two of us, Elliot. Unless you plan on going back to your herd.
Elliot: What? And break up the team? Bros before does!
Boog: Yeah, bros before does.
Giselle: Hello, Elliot.
Elliot: [chuckles] Catch you later, Boog. [saw buzzing, tree creaking]
Boog: Aah!
Reilly: Ah-ha-ha!
McSquizzy: Hey! Get off my trees, you bucktoothed sporran! [Mr. Weenie's angry bark]
Boog: Wow! Feels like home, baby. [chuckles]

Taglines

  • One Fur All & All Fur One.
  • The Season Is Changing.
  • Boyz 'N The Wood.
  • The Odd Are About To Get Even.
  • From Mild To Wild.

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