Good Boys is a 2019 American comedy film about a group of three sixth-grade boys named, Max, Thor, and Lucas, also known as the Bean Bag Boys.

Directed by Gene Stupnitsky. Written by Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg.

Max Newman

• Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes.
• [shocked in horror when the school bus runs into the drone] FUCK!!!!!
• [aiming a paintball it at Benji; savagely] Bitch! Now who's the baby?! If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee! You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. DO NOT TEST ME!
• [to Thor] Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.
• You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?
• I'm into romance and grown-up shit, and you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends.

Thor

• Bean Bag Boys only.
• Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?

Lucas

• Oh, my god, I just killed a man!
• WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?!

Mr. Newman

• Please be nice to your sister, help your mom, and do not touch the drone.
• I just want you to know I'm proud of you.
• [on the phone, furious with Max when he accidentally destroys the house with the drone] Cannot believe I trusted you! I explicitly told you, do not touch the drone!
• Everything you like is now cancelled.
• I will always love you because you are my son, but I no longer like you.

Dialogue

Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.

Thor: Annabelle, get out of here. Bean Bag Boys only.

Annabelle: I heard, at the skate park, the older kids will make you take drugs.

Max: We'll never do drugs. They destroy lives and communities.

Annabelle: You have no choice.

Thor: [calling out] Mom!

Thor's Mom: Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother. Come on, go upstairs. Now... [Annabelle gives her brother the middle finger before going upstairs to her bedroom] Hey. All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up. It's a school night. Lights out, 8:30.

Thor: What? You said 8:45.

Thor's Mom: Hey. Finish up.

Lucas: I don't think I want to go to the skate park.

Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth grade things.

Thor: Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?

Max: I have something in here that might change your mind. [digs through his backpack]

Benji: Hurry up.

Max: [pulls out a paintball gun and aims it at Benji] Bitch! Now who's the baby?!

Lucas: Holy shit.

Thor: What the fuck?

Max: If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee!

Thor: Max, what the fuck are you doing?

Max: You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. DO NOT TEST ME!

Benji: Okay. You want the drugs? I'm not your parent. Here. [gives Max the drugs]

Max: [gladly] Thanks. [a sound of an air horn blows and he accidentally fires a paintball at Benji, hitting him in the forehead, and knocking him out] Oh, shit.

Max: [upset after his dad hangs up on the phone] My dad says I'm grounded. Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee.

Lucas: It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.

Max: Lucas, you don't get it.

Thor: He's right, Lucas. This party could change our lives, and you don't even care. It's not cool at all.

Max: Yeah, you know what's not cool?

Thor: What the fuck does that mean?

Max: Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.

Thor: I love beer, so yes, I will. And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is you don't have pubes, and I have six.

Max: You say you have pubes, but you also say you drink beer, and I know you don't.

Lucas: Stop arguing!

Max: Just admit you skipped the audition because you thought it wasn't cool even though your voice is a fucking gift. And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up. Like on the freeway.

Thor: Oh, sorry. I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic so you can kiss some skank.

Lucas: Oh, shit.

Max: She's not a skank. She's the love of my life! You take that back!

[The two start to fight]

Lucas: Hey, no karate! Stop fighting! [stops the fighting and starts breaking down on the verge of tears; to Thor] You should never call a woman a skank! You should never call a woman anything! [turns to Max] And you… You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, and lock a cop in a convenience store with what I now suspect is a dildo! [sees an old man looking at them as he chuckles] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?!

Max: You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?

Thor: You think you're better than us.

Max: Not better, just more mature. I'm into romance and grown-up shit, and you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends.

[Newman residence; Max's parents punish their son for destroying the house with the drone]

Mr. Newman: Everything you like is now cancelled! Birthdays are cancelled. Holidays are cancelled. Summer's cancelled.

Mrs. Newman: Winter is coming.

Max: I'm sorry, Daddy.

Mr. Newman: No, no, no. You are no longer allowed to call me Daddy. Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden. Underneath that cherubic face, Devil lives inside you. I will always love you because you are my son, but I no longer like you.

[Thor's house; Thor is playing his keyboard when his mother enters his room after getting a call from Mrs. Newman]

Thor's Mom: Thorny. I just got off the phone with Max's mom. Did you know he skipped school and biked to the mall by himself?

Thor: He said that?

Thor's Mom: He did. Promise me you'll never do something as stupid as that, okay?

Thor: I promise.

[Lucas' house; Lucas sits on the sofa, talking to his parents]

Lucas: And then we ran across the highway, my arm got ripped out, and a fake woman shot out of a car. But we still got the drugs. Then we traded the drone for it, and-and Max destroyed his house with it. But it was only because he wanted to marry Brixlee, and now he can't because he's grounded for life. And we got into a huge fight, and the Bean Bag Boys are broken up, and… Am I in trouble?

Annabelle: Thor? What are you doing in Mom and Dad's room?

Thor: Get the hell out of here, Annabelle!

Annabelle: That swing is for sexing. People do sex on it.

Bean Bag Boys: [realizing] Oh...!

Cast

• Jacob Tremblay – Max Newman
• Brady Noon – Thor
• Keith L. Williams – Lucas
• Will Forte – Mr. Newman (Max's Dad)
• Molly Gordon – Hannah
• Midori Francis – Lily
• Izaac Wang – Soren
• Millie Davis – Brixlee