We really thought that we were done, but we've just begun.
Julia and I were married 18 years ago last June.
Happiest day of our lives, was when we got divorced last July.

Extended Family (2023–present) is an American television multi-camera family sitcom, airing on NBC, about a family that extends beyond the nuclear family, including grandparents, aunts, uncles, and other relatives, who all live nearby or in one household. The television multi-camera family sitcom is set in Boston, Massachusetts.

Season 1

Pilot [1.01]

Jim: Julia, hey.
Julia: Jim. Are you here for Sunday brunch?
Jim: No, I'm here to see you.
Julia: What? How did you know I was here?
Jim: What do you mean, how? Duh.
Julia: Duh, what? What am I looking at?
Jim: Oh, family sharing. That blinking green dot, that's you.
Julia: You're tracking me?
Jim: No. No, I don't have to track you. You're sharing your location with me. I just have to look at my phone. Again, the blinking green dot...
Julia: I know what the blinking dot is, Jim. But tracking me is not the intended use of that application.
Jim: It's entirely the intended use of that application. You share your location with your family so your family knows your location.
Julia: You and I are now ex-family.
Jim: Tell that to your phone. You're the one who opted into the sharing.
Julia: When we were married.
Jim: And just like we opted out of that, you gotta opt out of this, but that's not important.
Julia: Yes, it is. As of this moment, I am opting out of the family tracking. I am opting. I am scrolling. I am searching. I am... God, where the hell is it?
Jim: Go to Settings.
Julia: I'm under Settings.
Jim: Okay. Take a deep breath.
Julia: Don't tell me how to breathe. There! I am no longer sharing my location. I am no longer a blinking dot. I am a no dot. I have disappeared.
Jim: I can still see you.
Julia: You can't just track me down in person anymore, Jim. We gotta reboot our boundaries conversation.
Jim: OK. I am sorry that I used the quite common, quite useful family-sharing feature that was invented so that when people are kidnapped, they can be rescued. But I guess you would rather don some magical cloak of invisibility so that you can vanish without a trace whenever somebody close to you needs you. Noted.

The Consequences of Making Yourself at Home [1.02]

Julia: Anything fun planned for the week?
Jim: Yes, I am.

The Consequences of Gaming [1.03]

Jim: Well, what's the STN stand for?
Jimmy Jr.: Stab the neighbors.
Jimmy Jr.: Oh, yeah. Look what I rigged.

The Consequences of Sushi [1.04]

The Consequences of Matchmaking [1.05]

Cast

Recurring

Guest Star

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