A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too. —Martial

Cunnilingus, also known by many other names, is oral stimulation of the female pudendum—usually as a means of sexual arousal.

Quotes

  • Et delator es et calumniator,
    Et fraudator es et negotiator,
    Et fellator es et lanista.
    • Martial, Ep. xi. 66 ("To Vacerra")
      • Th’ art both a Pick-thank, and Detractor,
        A cunning Cheater, and a Factor,
        A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too, ...
  • PETRUCHIO: Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
    KATHARINA: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
    PETRUCHIO: My remedy is then, to pluck it out.
    KATHARINA: Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies,
    PETRUCHIO: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.
    KATHARINA: In his tongue.
    PETRUCHIO: Whose tongue?
    KATHARINA: Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell.
    PETRUCHIO: What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
  • ‘Hold, sir,’ quoth she, ‘My word I will not fail,
    For you shall feel my hand, and kisse my tail.’
  • Then will I visit with a wand’ring kiss
    The vale of lilies and the bower of bliss;
    And where the beauteous region both divide
    Into two milky ways, my lips shall slide
    Down those smooth alleys, wearing as they go
    A tract for lovers on the printed snow;
    Thence climbing o’er the swelling Apennine,
    Retire into thy grove of eglantine,
    Where I will all those ravish’d sweets distil
    Through Love’s alembic, and with chemic skill
    From the mix’d mass one sovereign balm derive,
    Then bring that great elixir to thy hive.
  • As a link, it beats fucking out of the field. I've tried both and I know.
  • That naughty old Sappho of Greece
    Said: “What I prefer to a piece
      Is to have my pudenda
      Rubbed hard by the enda
    The little pink nose of my niece.”
  • There was a young bride, a Canuck,
    Told her husband, “Let’s do more than suck.
      You say that I, maybe,
      Can have my first baby—
    Let’s give up this Frenching, and fuck!”
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