Abbott Elementary (2021–present) is an American school comedy, airing on ABC, about a group of teachers brought together in one of the worst public schools in the country, simply because they love teaching.

Season 1

Pilot [1.01]

[first lines]
Janine: Oh, Nina, excellent sentence structure.

New Tech [1.04]

Will: "Failure is a feeling long before it becomes an actual result."
Ava: Mm. I know that's right.
Will: Can I have a break?
Ava: No, keep reading. It's just getting good.
Barbara: Mnh-mnh-mnh. Absolutely not. Let's go.
Ava: Come on, Barbara. You owe me an Audible membership.
[final lines]

Desking [1.11]

Janine: We're going about this all wrong. You know you don't build a dam in the middle of a river, you build it before the water comes.
Jacob: That is so wise.
Ava: [simultaneously] What the hell are you talking about?

Melissa: So this Zack, he lives with you?
Jacob: Yeah he just moved in last month.
Melissa: And that's going...well?
Jacob: Yep! He's so great!
Ava: So he knew you and was like..."More?"
Jacob: ...

Zack: [walking in and hugging Jacob] Hey there's my guy!
Ava: BLACK!?
Zack: It's actually pronounced "Zack." You must be Ava.
[Everyone gives Ava a look]
Ava: You were all thinking it. I see you, don't look at me like that!
Barbara: We always look at you like this.

Barbara: SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO!!! MY DESKS HAVE BEEN DESKED!!!

Season 2

Development Day [2.01]

Janine: Ava, I see you. I saw you see me make three trips. You couldn't have helped me?
Ava: I could've. That was an option.

Wrong Delivery [2.02]

Jacob: And it's been almost a year, okay? It is beyond time that they reboot "Spider-Man" again.
Janine: Yeah, you're right. I love it. But who can replace Tom Holland?
Melissa: I'll tell you who... That little magical cutie, that Harry Potter.
Gregory: Daniel Radcliffe?
Melissa: Yeah.

Cast

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